Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...