Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….