Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...