Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...