I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...