‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.