Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...