Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...