Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...