What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
In West Kerry
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Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
A mammoth!
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Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...