In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...