Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...