Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...