An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...