Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.