Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...