The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...