How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
JokesGalore News Wire…
“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...