To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...