Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...