Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!