Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...