The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...