Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...