Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....