A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...