Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...