Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!