The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.