If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...