Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...