Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...