Boarding from what gate?
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Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Lawyers on a jury
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Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
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