Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...