Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!