Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...