Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...