yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...