Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...