The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...