Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...