Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...