Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
College by Dave Barry
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