You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...