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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
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OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.