Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...