Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...