Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...