What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
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