Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.